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i have a friend who has been taking birth control since she was 12 because she’s anemic and if she didn’t take it she would bleed out excessively during her period and end up in the hospital

dont fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to people

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Bastille covered We Can’t Stop by Miley Cyrus and made it a billion times better

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do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.


TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?



Some things never change

i for one am i truly shocked that britney still experiences thirst as a fully grown adult

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"did it hurt?"

"did what hurt?"

"you forgetting to disengage the external inertial dampener"

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